By now, most of you know my feelings on Uggs. I just can’t stand them. They are in fact UGLY and are not boots. Fortunately, Uggs are disappearing and the summer shoes are coming out. But, with that brings a new kind of ugly, Crocs. Are they seriously still making these? What are they? Big rubber clown shoes with holes in them. Are the holes for ventilation or pure style? When you buy a pair, do they come with the big red nose accessory? Next up, those slipper/shoe things with the separate toes. What purpose do those serve? I thought it was some kind of special shoe for divers or someone that spends a lot of time at the beach. Turns out, people are walking around all over with these things on. Maybe they are for those special individuals who would otherwise put their shoes on the wrong feet? Are they labeled on the bottom with “this little piggy”? They might be comfortable but, some kind of slipper sock is just not for me. When it is all said and done, I don’t really have much room to talk. After all, I grew up wearing something we use to call “jellies”. They left marks on your feet and hurt like hell but damn, we were cool.