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happy meal     Beware! The kids may try to lure you to the golden arches tomorrow. May 6th is officially McHappy Day at McDonald’s. Now, the idea itself is a good one. Raising money for Ronald McDonald Charities is awesome. But, the catch is, $1 will be donated to the cause but only on purchases of a Big Mac, a Happy Meal or a McCafe beverage. That part for me, isn’t so happy. Every one of those items would give me instant diarrhea. Couldn’t a nice salad count towards the happiness?? It’s not that I am a health nut or anything. I just don’t want to have to deal with the ass blowout from those other items. My daughter just loves the chicken mcnuggets. I don’t know what’s so appealing about ground up chicken: beaks, eyeballs, claws and all breaded into a “nugget”. As long as it’s in the smiling box accompanied by a toy, the kids go nuts. Anyway, I wish McDonald’s success in their day of happiness and, I wish all of the customers success in their bathroom search….

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