It’s Potty Time!

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diaper change    They say it’s better to be pissed off than pissed on. You know what? They are right. Have you ever actually been pissed on? Today, I had that experience. We’re not talking a golden shower or anything like that. It was the work of my baby daughter. A rookie mistake on my part. I took off the old diaper, put a new one under her and went in for a quick raspberry. What I received was a pee waterfall, not a few small drips either; more like Niagara Falls. I pulled away all disgusted with piss dripping off of my chin.  When I asked her what she was doing, she just laughed and laughed. Devious children! They know so much more than they let on. Don’t trust them I tell you. At least she got some cheap entertainment to start her day.

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