Bundles of Joy

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baby     I read an article about blogging that said you shouldn’t blog about babies because they aren’t funny. C’mon now, babies ARE funny. They are little humans who can piss and shit on anyone they choose without getting in trouble. You’re telling me these little creatures don’t plot against us sometimes? I always think they are laughing on the inside when they leave a turd in the tub or pee in your face just as you get the diaper off. Is it a coincidence that they always throw a fit at the restaurant or on a plane? And, you know they strategically place their toys so you will step on them in the middle of the night in your bare feet. Adorable? Yes. Innocent? Hardly.

Some people believe that all babies are cute. This is absolutely NOT true. I think we have all been in that situation where a baby will indeed take your breath away; out of shock. Of course all babies are beautiful. But, most of them are pretty weird looking with their odd proportions and strange skin colorations. So, when the parents shove that thing in our face, we have to justify our gasps by pretending it really is the cutest thing we have ever seen. That’s puppies, not babies. It’s alright, they grow into their heads eventually and lose the roaming eye.

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