No ZZZ’s for ME

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snoring man   Do you know that feeling after a long, hard day and all you want to do is climb into bed? I wash my face, brush my teeth, change into some warm jammies and cuddle in a soft, toasty bed. After a few turns, I finally get comfortable and start to drift off. Just when I enter dreamland, I am awoken by one of the loudest noises I have ever heard. It sounds like a chainsaw on steroids. The noise shakes the bed and forces me out of my slumber. Is it the latest horror film blasted on the television? Nope, it is just my husband with his incessant snoring.

Who else suffers with this problem and how do you handle it? I try the gentle nudge (alright, after 4 or 5 times, the nudges aren’t so gentle). The beast just rolls over and the snoring resumes a few minutes later. I turn the television up louder but it is no match for the Snoremaster. I try to ignore it but c’mon, these sounds could wake up the dead. I don’t mean to be insensitive but dammit, I am missing out on some precious snooze time and Lord knows I require the beauty rest. I have confronted the perpetrator but you know the typical response; “I can’t help it.” So, the problem is mine alone. Is a muzzle out of the question?? Sorry honey, I still love you 🙂

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